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The Chip with Dale's Taxihouse ride at dusk
Chip with Dale's Taxihouse
October 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Taxihouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this ride will be hostile to impatient guests.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, odd missing kidneys, sin, or neck, hair, or finger problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad hail, this ride may become a water ride.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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