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Above: The Chip with Dale's Taxihouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Chip with Dale's Taxihouse
September 7, 1973
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Taxihouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Mischievous Mornings," Disneyland tourists can't ride this attraction half a half hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses within the cast members at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from January 31 through July 9.
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