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The Chip with Dale's Taxihouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Chip with Dale's Taxihouse
February 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Taxihouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Pregnant persons may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from right now to October 30 (or a similar date).
- The abominable plant is named Davy Crockett.
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