Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Taxihouse attraction at park opening
Chip with Dale's Taxihouse
November 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus five fairies
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Taxihouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction and sing along.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, leg, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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