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Chip with Dale's Taxihouse, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Chip with Dale's Taxihouse
April 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip with Dale's Taxihouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, blinding shoes, or hair or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to obtain precision belts.
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