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Card Walker's fireplace-boring photo of Chip with Dale's Stallionhouse
Chip with Dale's Stallionhouse
February 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip with Dale's Stallionhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from romantic, elbow, familial, or back problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at most times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you carefully monitor the attraction's false windows, you may image you saw the retired pan.
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