Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction, October 16, 2005, 3:11 a.m.
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
October 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four Walts (by Justin Timberlake)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something soothing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young adults.
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