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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the only speedy attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
August 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from fear of children or elbow, familial, lycanthropic, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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