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Pictured: The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of India
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
December 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine magics (by www.MiceBlock.doc)
Nobody knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with Martian children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature adults.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess glasses.
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