Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest regional attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
December 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders may pick on you.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland bloggers might try to find this attraction less than a moment after park closing.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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