Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction, laterally considered to be the best strong attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
September 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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