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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

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Chip with Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1978
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Popular with: Intellectually impaired physicians

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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