Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Screenhouse dark ride during refurbishment
Chip with Dale's Screenhouse
May 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter fairies (according to www.Ladybug.com, 1999)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Screenhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this dark ride with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, chronic growths, bad haircuts, or heart, neck, bowel, stomach, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Dark ride is closed for budgetary reasons from June 24 until about September 7 (or something like that).
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