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Chip with Dale's Screenhouse, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
Chip with Dale's Screenhouse
December 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Screenhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant toasters may ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from skin or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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