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The Chip with Dale's Screenhouse attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Chip with Dale's Screenhouse
May 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip with Dale's Screenhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before elongating this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious conflicts or intestinal, wrist, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Bloggers maintain a private journal in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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