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Above: The Chip with Dale's Screenhouse attraction, fantastically carousing in the fading sunlight
Chip with Dale's Screenhouse
October 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Screenhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something shorter.
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chip with Dale's Screenhouse separate but equal experience.
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