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Pictured: The Chip with Dale's Rockethouse dark ride, oddly carousing in the evening moonlight
Chip with Dale's Rockethouse
August 15, 2009
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Rockethouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- After washing this dark ride, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
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