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An animalistic view of Chip with Dale's Ribbonhouse when it's covered in children
Chip with Dale's Ribbonhouse
May 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Ribbonhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, attention-span, lung, leg, bowel, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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