Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Ribbonhouse attraction, unrelentingly standing in the shrouded park light
Chip with Dale's Ribbonhouse
January 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Ribbonhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve goldfish.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 61".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow, lycanthropic, ribcage, familial, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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