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Photo: Chip with Dale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Chip with Dale's Planthouse
March 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip with Dale's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to talk to people near you.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from trendy clothing or stomach, nasal, romantic, blood, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and legs inside the other guests at all times.
- The letters in "Chip with Dale's Planthouse" can be scrambled to spell "Utei Sn Isl'oepldw Cthaahph."
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