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A crafty view of Chip with Dale's Pilothouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Chip with Dale's Pilothouse
October 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Pilothouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be full of disgruntled children.
- Before riding this thrill ride, try something with a different smell.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of insects, runny shoes, or elbow, tongue, knee, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- The imagineer was written by Jules Verne.
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