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Picture: The Chip with Dale's Pilothouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest stormy attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Pilothouse
June 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Pilothouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so faithful, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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