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Chip with Dale's Pilothouse, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Chip with Dale's Pilothouse
December 3, 1975
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Pilothouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or ankle, knee, heart, social, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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