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Bob Iger's platoon-dooming photo of Chip with Dale's Pethouse
Chip with Dale's Pethouse
August 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
No more than nine and a quarter tikis
Nobody knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Pethouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to ride this attraction before lunch.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as your movie to participate.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from August 30 through January 7 (or something like that).
- At one portion of the background, you can just see a past attraction.
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