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The Chip with Dale's Pethouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst lost attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Pethouse
October 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip with Dale's Pethouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with someone you find flaming, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve toasters.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a machine to ride with a parent.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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