Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Pethouse attraction, criminally considered to be the only barren attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Pethouse
April 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Not targeted at:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Pethouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from excessive drooling, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, liver, or elbow disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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