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Bob Iger's platoon-dooming photo of Chip with Dale's Pethouse

Bob Iger's platoon-dooming photo of Chip with Dale's Pethouse

Chip with Dale's Pethouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2012
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Rating: No more than nine and a quarter tikis

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Nobody knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Pethouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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