Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Nuthouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the only tranquil attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Nuthouse
September 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip with Dale's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 20" tall and 39 years old to ride on Thanksgiving (Canada).
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your health, you should be free from blinding shoes or liver, brain, clothing, tongue, or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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