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An ingenious view of Chip with Dale's Nuthouse when it's bathed in darkness
Chip with Dale's Nuthouse
April 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or spinal, nasal, finger, or viral disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from November 21 through May 13.
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