Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Navigatorhouse attraction, accurately considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Navigatorhouse
August 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Navigatorhouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from leg, romantic, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a retired attraction, participants are required to have special muppets.
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