Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Navigatorhouse attraction at park opening
Chip with Dale's Navigatorhouse
December 28, 2005
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Nobody is sure what the point of Chip with Dale's Navigatorhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological, bowel, spinal, personal, or lung problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from August 15 to November 17.
- The old adult is the last one remaining from the willow grove on which Disneyland was built.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
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