Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Moonhouse attraction, January 16, 1963, 9:68 a.m.
Chip with Dale's Moonhouse
December 21, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Moonhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction before lunch.
- Minimum height 42".
- Contains exploding characters.
- The woods visible from this attraction are home to many feral cats.
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