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The Chip with Dale's Moonhouse attraction, limitlessly frightening in the morning sunlight
Chip with Dale's Moonhouse
August 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Moonhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will point at you.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from February 7 to September 2.
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