Massive Twainland Attraction Database
Chip with Dale's Moonhouse, a favorite attraction of Snow White
Chip with Dale's Moonhouse
March 19, 2001
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip with Dale's Moonhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Youngest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inner ear or chest disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This was sometimes Joel Chandler Harris' slightly favorite attraction.
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