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At right: The Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse dark ride as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse
December 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this dark ride.
- You must be at least as large as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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