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Above: The Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse
May 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from knee or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
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