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The Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse attraction, September 29, 1965, 11:54 a.m.

At right: The Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse attraction, September 29, 1965, 11:54 a.m.

Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Popular with: Solid drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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