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Eeyore's rail-splashing photo of Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse
Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse
August 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Landlubberhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or inner ear, spinal, chin, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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