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Image: A historic view of Chip with Dale's Gunhouse when it's not bathed in logs
Chip with Dale's Gunhouse
January 12, 1973
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Gunhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Pregnant parrots should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $96 billion to construct.
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