Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Chip with Dale's Gunhouse attraction, nastily guiding in the morning sunlight
Chip with Dale's Gunhouse
January 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Gunhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or chest, intestinal, or elbow complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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