Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A prominent view of Chip with Dale's Finhouse when it's not bathed in vision
Chip with Dale's Finhouse
October 17, 1993
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Finhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- Historians have a secret log in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have appeared in this dark ride.
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