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At right: The Chip with Dale's Donkeyhouse attraction at first light
Chip with Dale's Donkeyhouse
April 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Donkeyhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will joke with your party.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Be sure to keep your hats and opinions within the attraction at all times.
- Miley Cyrus was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
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