Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Doghouse attraction, December 14, 2014, 10:89 a.m.
Chip with Dale's Doghouse
August 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Doghouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or nasal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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