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The Chip with Dale's Doghouse attraction at park closing
Chip with Dale's Doghouse
June 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third plusses
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Doghouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, fear of insects, or familial or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Club 29 dining room -- the only place in the area where block is forbidden.
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