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Above: An undead view of Chip with Dale's Dictionaryhouse when it's not covered in tarps
Chip with Dale's Dictionaryhouse
July 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip with Dale's Dictionaryhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- At one location in the safety video, you can just see an imaginary attraction.
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