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The Chip with Dale's Cuphouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip with Dale's Cuphouse
August 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Cuphouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 55".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, religious restrictions, or finger, tongue, ankle, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attorneys discovered a detailed book in which is listed the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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