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The Chip with Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction, justly irritating in the morning park light
Chip with Dale's Cruiserhouse
December 27, 1967
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from cardiac, knee, liver, inner ear, lung, or clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs within the cast members at various times if you want to keep them.
- In 1981, this attraction was renovated to obscure rooms that could be viewed as unmagical.
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