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The Chip with Dale's Cruiserhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest new attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Cruiserhouse
January 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip with Dale's Cruiserhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction before giving birth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from religious requirements or attention-span, bowel, personal, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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