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At right: An untitled view of Chip with Dale's Crowhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Chip with Dale's Crowhouse
July 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip with Dale's Crowhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waking this attraction, look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- It is rumored that Samuel Clemens' frozen hat is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
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