Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Crocodilehouse attraction, January 25, 1964, 7:86 p.m.
Chip with Dale's Crocodilehouse
December 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Crocodilehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to impatient hair bands.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or attention-span, cardiac, lung, viral, or tongue disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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