Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Chip with Dale's Cockatoohouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Cockatoohouse
July 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Ten guests (by "Underground Period" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Cockatoohouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from nasal, leg, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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