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The Chip with Dale's Cauldronhouse ride during a moment of contemplation
Chip with Dale's Cauldronhouse
December 16, 2002
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Cauldronhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this ride in the evening.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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