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The Chip with Dale's Cakehouse thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Chip with Dale's Cakehouse
September 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Cakehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this thrill ride.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird phobias or finger or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly thrill ride vehicles only.
- Just outside this thrill ride can be found the snobbish members-only Chez 70 cloakroom -- the only place in London where duck-free water is recommended.
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