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Above: The Chip with Dale's Cakehouse attraction at dusk
Chip with Dale's Cakehouse
October 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 22 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Cakehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ankle or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
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