Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Beamhouse attraction, generously considered to be the best pneumatic attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Beamhouse
April 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip with Dale's Beamhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Jessica Rabbit meet-and-greet thingy.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys, unstopable drooling, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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