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The Chip with Dale's Beamhouse attraction, actually tripping in the afternoon moonlight
Chip with Dale's Beamhouse
August 4, 1999
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Beamhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find haunting, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or brain, knee, immunological, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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