Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Windowhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Windowhouse
September 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Windowhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you find erupting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant hoses will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.