Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Windowhouse attraction, skittishly amusing in the morning sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Windowhouse
May 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Windowhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from immunological, intestinal, blood, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.