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Picture: The Chip w/ Dale's Treestreetcar attraction, which recently celebrated its special anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Treestreetcar
July 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Treestreetcar is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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