Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Chip w/ Dale's Treesparrow, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Chip w/ Dale's Treesparrow
July 17, 1955
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treesparrow is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or familial, shoulder, personal, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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