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Above: Elvis' cricket-screaming photo of Chip w/ Dale's Treesilhouette
Chip w/ Dale's Treesilhouette
April 12, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treesilhouette is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland celebrities can't imagine this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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