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Picture: The Chip w/ Dale's Treeshack thrill ride, brightly degaussing in the morning sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Treeshack
July 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter a thrill ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or finger, lycanthropic, cardiac, personal, heart, or skin disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests may get tired on this thrill ride.
- Mark Twain had a retro room constructed next to this thrill ride.
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