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Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Treepassenger attraction at dusk
Chip w/ Dale's Treepassenger
April 11, 1977
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treepassenger is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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