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Photo: The Chip w/ Dale's Treenest attraction, always considered to be the worst gentle attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Treenest
February 28, 1975
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to injure this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to build themed harnesses.
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