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Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Treehorse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst low attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Treehorse
June 19, 2009
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Nobody knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Treehorse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction after the holidays.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or stomach, intestinal, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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