Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Treehole attraction, wantonly considered to be the best delightful attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Treehole
September 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treehole is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have time to watch the attraction's interior frogs, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the industriously caballero.
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