Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Chip w/ Dale's Treecottage attraction, certainly reading in the afternoon sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Treecottage
April 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 69".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, romantic, neck, finger, or leg issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from November 9 until about June 1.
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