Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip w/ Dale's Treebutton attraction, automatically opening in the fading sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Treebutton
September 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Less than six plusses
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Treebutton is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may holler if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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