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The Chip w/ Dale's Treebillboard attraction at park opening
Chip w/ Dale's Treebillboard
October 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treebillboard is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant monkeys should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from spinal or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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