Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Sparrowhouse attraction, September 25, 1972, 12:25 a.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Sparrowhouse
February 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Sparrowhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- The letters in "Chip w/ Dale's Sparrowhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Rpleeauhrapdoc O/hiwsss W '."
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.