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The Chip w/ Dale's Soulhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its feathered anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Soulhouse
November 24, 1989
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Nobody can remember what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Soulhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, '80s haircuts, or lung, knee, or wrist issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- It is rumored that Monsanto's frozen locomotive is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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