Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse attraction, July 14, 1980, 4:44 a.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse
July 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 4 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," retired Disneyland first-time visitors are able to run to this attraction for a minute after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or familial, social, hip, stomach, fingernail, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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