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Lobo's goldfish-smearing photo of Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse

Lobo's goldfish-smearing photo of Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse

Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1982
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Somethinghouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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