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At right: Captain Hook's paper-hiding photo of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
January 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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