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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its major anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
January 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter smiles
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 34".
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, weird extra limbs, runny makeup, or brain, chin, or chest complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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