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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its silver anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
October 11, 1973
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections or ribcage, cardiac, blood, immunological, kidney, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The initials printed on the tables is a movie reference.
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