Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably hiding in the afternoon moonlight
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
July 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or lycanthropic or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from August 17 until about September 27.
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