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Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse, a favorite ride of Brigham Young
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
May 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum height 67".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hysterical blindness or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- On its last year before closing permanently, the Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse almost was mislayed.
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