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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
December 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a giant snail.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a hidden attraction, viewers are required to purchase princess glasses.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the land was built.
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