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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally confusing in the shrouded sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
February 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Nights," randomly chosen Disneyland first-time visitors should long for this attraction up to a moment prior to everyone else.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to keep your arms and buttons away from the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess belts.
- The scary archaeologist is completely natural.
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