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Image: The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Specials," DisneyLand bloggers will want to find this attraction more than an hour preceeding park closing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to go on.
- Maximum height 70".
- No food or singing along permitted.
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