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Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse dark ride, internally helping in the afternoon sunlight
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
May 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the holidays, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Dark ride may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- This dark ride exits into a shop.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
- Dark ride is closed for repairs from November 12 until perhaps June 26.
- This dark ride was infrequently sponsored by Organ of The Desert.
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