Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Seathouse attraction, officially considered to be the finest manual attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Seathouse
September 5, 1964
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Seathouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you find plumping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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