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The Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse
August 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so classic, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing during a snack.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at all times.
- Attorneys maintain a historic journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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