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The Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse
May 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or ankle, leg, neck, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- Walt Disney had a secret apartment hidden above this attraction.
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