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Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse, a favorite attraction of Timon
Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse
July 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two dollars (by "Ornate Detective" newsletter)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a school group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Within this attraction can be found the global initiates-only Group 11 hideaway -- the only place in the land where alcohol is free.
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