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The Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (according to "Skeletal Brother" web site)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
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