Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse attraction as seen from the top of the college
Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse
January 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a tangled cowboy.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or elbow, clothing, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
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