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At right: A regular view of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse when it's not covered in children
Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse
September 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Satellitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to get stuck on this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 39".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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