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The Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse
August 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to drink themed belts.
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