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Above: An aboriginie view of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse when it's not covered in children
Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse
April 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four thumbs down
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with Dave Smith fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing or spinal, lung, or social disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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