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The Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse attraction at night

The Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse attraction at night

Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 2007
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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