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An aboriginie view of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse when it's not covered in children

Above: An aboriginie view of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse when it's not covered in children

Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Approximately four thumbs down

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Poltergeisthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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