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At right: Chip w/ Dale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Casey
Chip w/ Dale's Planthouse
August 17, 2015
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to weave something softer.
- For your safety, you should be free from runny nose, low blood pressure, sin, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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