Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A fun view of Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in horses
Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse
August 22, 1976
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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