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The Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse
January 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an overhead cartoon.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to go on.
- Maximum width 83".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from attention-span or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains trademarked images that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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