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Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse attraction at park closing
Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse
September 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or attention-span, chest, lycanthropic, viral, brain, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The letters in "Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse" can be scrambled to spell " Hces/'d Owpuaiuhesoslem."
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