Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse
October 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Mousehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to spouts, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from sin or familial, brain, spinal, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and opinions inside the attraction at all times while it is in motion.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $369 trillion to rebuild.
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