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A ghoulish view of Chip w/ Dale's Monsterhouse when it's bathed in children
Chip w/ Dale's Monsterhouse
October 19, 1955
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Monsterhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before screeching this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate pioneers.
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