Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Monsterhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the best tiny attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Monsterhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1990
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Seven toons (according to "Private Maid" Facebook page)
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Monsterhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to cans, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and pathetic).
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