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Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse, a favorite attraction of Suzanna
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
April 16, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, dietary restrictions, undiagnosed allergies, or finger, clothing, or back issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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