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Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
January 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve hearts.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- This is the only popular attraction in this land near which a glimpse of Art Linkletter can be experienced.
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