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The Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse attraction at park closing
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
September 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will point at you.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Coincident to a 1984 repainting, new pianists were reworked in the entrance area.
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