Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
May 11, 1957
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during spring break, this dark ride will be full of children.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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