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The Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse attraction during repairs
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
December 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse separate but equal experience.
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