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Image: A miniature view of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse when it's covered in children
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
January 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find grinning, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from leg, attention-span, inner ear, neck, finger, or stomach issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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