Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
December 4, 1982
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Nobody knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses within the attraction at significant times.
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