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The Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse attraction at midday
Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse
December 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Guidehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from tomorrow through March 10.
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